"Huh?" In which Oceana talks about porn a lot longer than she thought she would.

Here I was, sitting in my little appartment, innocently realizing that I was a) all alone, and b) my parents don't have access to this computer (and never will have).

( So, I had the fabulous idea to download porn. If you feel like you have to be warned about NC-17 content, get the hell away from my lj. )

Yup, that was it, my first gay porn. Quite an experience. Not a very exciting one though.
What is it with the pulling out? Do people really want to see that? And doesn't it take the fun out of things? It sure looked like it.
Also, foreplay. Ever heard of it?

Let me tell you, even bad slash stories are are sexier than that. I don't think I'll be downloading that kinf of thing again.
One fun fact about downloading gay porn though? My download rates spiked up like crazy. Emule gives you credits: the more you share, the faster you can download yourself. And once I started the porn downloads, no one wanted my music anymore.
Huh.
So I guess there are people who like that kind of stuff.

The world is a strange place.

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Okay, so now I'm searching for gay erotica recommendations, which lead me to Amazon, which in turn lead me to a customer review that I just have to share.

it was so ridiculous you just had to laugh! Men having sex together?! Who comes up with these ludicrous ideas?

The fun just doesn't stop tonight. *g*