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Dear Travel Agency Lady,
I have an easy name, really. It's not the most common name, so people often ask twice before they get it, but it is really not hard to spell. There are no alternative ways to spell it. If I wanted spelling mistakes on my ticket, don't you think i would have baought it via internet, dear travel agency lady? That way, I could have at least given myself a better name, like XENA or DANA or Mrs. Doggett or something that wouldn't have been quite as stupid, because then I'd have had time to think about it. And didn't I expressly mention that I did NOT want to set foot into the city EVER again, at least until christmas is over? Do you really think I want to come by to pick up my new and corrected ticket, that you WILL give me, because I'm not going to explain to every single LH person that I'm really the girl on the ticket, even if it doesn't say so on my passport.
Also, what's up with letting strange people pick up my ticket just like that? Okay, the strange person in question was my mother, but you couldn't possibly have known that. That way lies madness, and possible terrorist attacks.
No love,
Oceana
P.S.: Two suitcases, you said. 46 kilos, you said. If any of this isn't true, you'll personally swim to canada with my excess luggage on your head.
I have an easy name, really. It's not the most common name, so people often ask twice before they get it, but it is really not hard to spell. There are no alternative ways to spell it. If I wanted spelling mistakes on my ticket, don't you think i would have baought it via internet, dear travel agency lady? That way, I could have at least given myself a better name, like XENA or DANA or Mrs. Doggett or something that wouldn't have been quite as stupid, because then I'd have had time to think about it. And didn't I expressly mention that I did NOT want to set foot into the city EVER again, at least until christmas is over? Do you really think I want to come by to pick up my new and corrected ticket, that you WILL give me, because I'm not going to explain to every single LH person that I'm really the girl on the ticket, even if it doesn't say so on my passport.
Also, what's up with letting strange people pick up my ticket just like that? Okay, the strange person in question was my mother, but you couldn't possibly have known that. That way lies madness, and possible terrorist attacks.
No love,
Oceana
P.S.: Two suitcases, you said. 46 kilos, you said. If any of this isn't true, you'll personally swim to canada with my excess luggage on your head.
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