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katana137uk tagged me for the character meme.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Jack O'Neill
2. Jethro Gibbs
3. Tony DiNozzo
4. Daniel Jackson
5. Duncan McLeod
6. Methos
7. Remington Steele
8. John Sheppard
9. Hannibal Smith (yes, from the A-Team!)
10. John Crichton
11. MacGyver
12. Fox Mulder
1) Have you ever read a Methos/MacGyver (6/11) fic? Do you want to?
Sadly, no. I'm sure they'd get along splendidly. We know for a fact that Methos likes to live on boats and has no problem making himself at home at other people's places. He'd complain about the lack of beer, Mac would try to make him drink soy milk, he'd bring out the latex, Mac would want to convince him that they can really build their own butt plugs, no need to order them online... yep, lots of fun. Until the inevitable "I killed thousands, and I LIKED it!" conversation.
I guess that wouldn't go over too well with Mr. "No guns, no violence, kids and small dogs love me."
On the other hand, if Methos can convince him that he was the one who invented the Swiss Army knife, this could easily lead to marriage.
2) Do you think Daniel Jackson (4) is hot? How hot?
Where have you been these past two and half years if you've got to ask this? Of course he is hot!
After years of excessive SG watching, I should have gotten used to him, ut there are moments wher I just sit there, staring at the screen, thinking that a man should not be that good-looking. It got betterafter I started watching NCIS, because Tony gives me that feeling all the time, but still, Daniel =hot. Just ask Jack. *g*
3) Can you rec any fic(s) about Hannibal Smith (9)?
I wish! I have read A-Team fic, mostly of the Face/Murdock variety, and it wasn't very good. Well, it couldn't have been, when Face is so clearly trying to impress Hannibal all the time, and Murdock has a thing for BA. I still have this Hannibal/Gibbs bunny somewhere in the back of my brain. Yet another fic that will never be written.
4) Would Gibbs (2) and Methos (6) make a good couple?
Methos and Gibbs?
Uhm.
Not now. At the moment, I can't imagine Gibbs with anyone but Tony. But Methos with a younger Gibbs? Yep, that would work. I still don't think they'd make a good couple, because none of them seems to be a "couple" kind of guy. But Methos seducing a young Gibbs... oh yeah.
5) Duncan McLead (5)/Hannibal(9) or Duncan(5)/John Crichton(10)? Why?
That must be the most absurd crossover pairings ever, both of them. I honestly think that Duncan is too sane for either one of them. But there is a slight possibility that he ran into John Crichton years ago, when he was young and had just broken up with his fiance, trying to fill some of them emptiness with scotch and blues, and Duncan wasn't able to leave him alone at the bar, prey to evil immortals that seems to gather in blues bars these days, so he took him home like he'd take home a stray puppy, and John, after a shower and warm, soft towels, made all the appreciative puppy noises and then some that Duncan could have asked for.
6) What would happen if Remington Steele (7) walked in on Gibbs (2) and Fox Mulder (12) having sex?
Remington would be embarassed (or pretend to be), Gibbs and Mulder would try to get him to join them, Remington would quote some movie (I wonder if he watches gay porn) and use it as an excuse to do just that. Then he and Gibbs would fight a bit about who the real Alpha Male in their lvoe triangle is, and Mulder would overdose on the testosterone the two of them give off.
7) Make up a summary for a Tony DiNozzo(3)/John Crichton (10) fic.
When John runs some final tests on his module from a Navy carrier, he runs into a young NCIS agent with a very jealous boss.
(there is a reason why I don't write my own summaries)
8) Is there any such thing as Jack O'Neill (1)/John Sheppard (8) fluff?
Not really, and I doubt it would be fluffy. The only J/J fic I know is by Carolyn Claire, "The Dark Side of the Moon", which is sadly unfinished, but you should read it anyway.
There should be more Jack/John fic though. So hot. SO hot! And Daniel could watch...
9) Suggest a title for a Remington Steele (7)/Fox Mulder(11) hurt/comfort fic.
"Dirty Dancing on Alien Graves"
10) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Daniel Jackson (4) to deflower Jack O'Neill(1)?
I doubt there is any plot device left that hasn't been written yet. Aliens made us do it seems to be one of the more popular ones, and definitely one of the hot ones.
11) Does anyone on your friends list read Remington Steele (7) slash?
If they do, they better tell me right now where to find it!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Tony DiNozzo (3) het?
We are all Tony/Abby shippers by mistake...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw MacGyver (11)?
No, I don't think so. Yes, I know it's hard to believe.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Gibbs/Daniel/Duncan (2/4/5)?
People on my flist are crazy, but not that crazy.
Yet.
Cause I can totally see it. Duncan, irresistibly attracted to young Gibbs, who has just come to terms with the fact that he likes men and now wants to experience. Throw in the over-used cliche of innocent young Daniel who walks into a gay bar by mistake... They'll practically HAVE to rescue him.
15) What might John Crichton (10) scream at a moment of great passion?
With Crichton, you never now. Though personally, I don't think he is a screamer. Moya has thin walls,we'd have heard it if he was.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about John Sheppard (8), which song would you choose?
I can't tell you. Well, I could, but then I'd have to shoot you.
(this one sound perfect, though, but don't tell anyone)
17) If you wrote a Jack O'Neill/Methos/Fox Mulder (1/6/12), what would the warnings be?
Beware of alien sex and old knees. Very old knees.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Gibbs (2) to use on John Crichton (10)?
Gibbs? Pick-up lines?
"I'm building a space ship in my basement, want to see it?"
Come on, the "feel the wood" thing was worse.
19) When was the last time you read a fic about Duncan (5)?
Too long ago. I'd do itright now, but I need to finish this meme.
20)What is Methos' (6) super-sekrit kink?
Joe.
Duncan.
21) Would MacGyver (11) shag Hannibal Smith? Drunk or sober?
No. He might do it if he were drunk. I'm guessing this sort of thing is exactly why he doesn't drink in the first place.
22) If Tony (3) and Remington Steele (7) get together, who tops?
No one. They'd quote porn movies to decide who's on top, and that would take them all night. Gibbs and Laura would find them very naked and asleep in front of the VCR, where they were trying to prove who's right.
I can just see the two with their totally innocent and shocked faces "Nothing happened, boss, I swear!" "Laura, this isn't what it looks like!"
Yes, perfect for each other.
23) "Jack (1) and Hannibal (9) are in a happy relationship until Hannibal suddenly runs off with Daniel (4). Jack, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with MacGyver (11) and a brief unhappy affair with Mulder(12), then follows the wise advice of Duncan (5) and finds true love with Tony (3)."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Jack woke up gay - The Lost Twin Sex Version
Everyone would read it, of course. Though I'm thinking we were all better off if no one ever wrote it.
24) How would you feel if Remington Steele/ John Sheppard (7/8) was canon?
Confused. Because there'd either a rather old Remington Steele in Atlantis or a very young John Sheppard in Remington Steele (the show, I meant the show!).
Wait, that last version sounds good to me. I think I'd rather enjoy if it were canon. Of course, Remington leaves him for Laura, just as he left Murphy for Laura, and young John, with his broken heart, seeks escape in pursueing his military career.
The more I think about it, the more I become convinced that this was canon. One of the famous lost eps, you know?
katana137uk tagged me for the character meme.First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Jack O'Neill
2. Jethro Gibbs
3. Tony DiNozzo
4. Daniel Jackson
5. Duncan McLeod
6. Methos
7. Remington Steele
8. John Sheppard
9. Hannibal Smith (yes, from the A-Team!)
10. John Crichton
11. MacGyver
12. Fox Mulder
1) Have you ever read a Methos/MacGyver (6/11) fic? Do you want to?
Sadly, no. I'm sure they'd get along splendidly. We know for a fact that Methos likes to live on boats and has no problem making himself at home at other people's places. He'd complain about the lack of beer, Mac would try to make him drink soy milk, he'd bring out the latex, Mac would want to convince him that they can really build their own butt plugs, no need to order them online... yep, lots of fun. Until the inevitable "I killed thousands, and I LIKED it!" conversation.
I guess that wouldn't go over too well with Mr. "No guns, no violence, kids and small dogs love me."
On the other hand, if Methos can convince him that he was the one who invented the Swiss Army knife, this could easily lead to marriage.
2) Do you think Daniel Jackson (4) is hot? How hot?
Where have you been these past two and half years if you've got to ask this? Of course he is hot!
After years of excessive SG watching, I should have gotten used to him, ut there are moments wher I just sit there, staring at the screen, thinking that a man should not be that good-looking. It got betterafter I started watching NCIS, because Tony gives me that feeling all the time, but still, Daniel =hot. Just ask Jack. *g*
3) Can you rec any fic(s) about Hannibal Smith (9)?
I wish! I have read A-Team fic, mostly of the Face/Murdock variety, and it wasn't very good. Well, it couldn't have been, when Face is so clearly trying to impress Hannibal all the time, and Murdock has a thing for BA. I still have this Hannibal/Gibbs bunny somewhere in the back of my brain. Yet another fic that will never be written.
4) Would Gibbs (2) and Methos (6) make a good couple?
Methos and Gibbs?
Uhm.
Not now. At the moment, I can't imagine Gibbs with anyone but Tony. But Methos with a younger Gibbs? Yep, that would work. I still don't think they'd make a good couple, because none of them seems to be a "couple" kind of guy. But Methos seducing a young Gibbs... oh yeah.
5) Duncan McLead (5)/Hannibal(9) or Duncan(5)/John Crichton(10)? Why?
That must be the most absurd crossover pairings ever, both of them. I honestly think that Duncan is too sane for either one of them. But there is a slight possibility that he ran into John Crichton years ago, when he was young and had just broken up with his fiance, trying to fill some of them emptiness with scotch and blues, and Duncan wasn't able to leave him alone at the bar, prey to evil immortals that seems to gather in blues bars these days, so he took him home like he'd take home a stray puppy, and John, after a shower and warm, soft towels, made all the appreciative puppy noises and then some that Duncan could have asked for.
6) What would happen if Remington Steele (7) walked in on Gibbs (2) and Fox Mulder (12) having sex?
Remington would be embarassed (or pretend to be), Gibbs and Mulder would try to get him to join them, Remington would quote some movie (I wonder if he watches gay porn) and use it as an excuse to do just that. Then he and Gibbs would fight a bit about who the real Alpha Male in their lvoe triangle is, and Mulder would overdose on the testosterone the two of them give off.
7) Make up a summary for a Tony DiNozzo(3)/John Crichton (10) fic.
When John runs some final tests on his module from a Navy carrier, he runs into a young NCIS agent with a very jealous boss.
(there is a reason why I don't write my own summaries)
8) Is there any such thing as Jack O'Neill (1)/John Sheppard (8) fluff?
Not really, and I doubt it would be fluffy. The only J/J fic I know is by Carolyn Claire, "The Dark Side of the Moon", which is sadly unfinished, but you should read it anyway.
There should be more Jack/John fic though. So hot. SO hot! And Daniel could watch...
9) Suggest a title for a Remington Steele (7)/Fox Mulder(11) hurt/comfort fic.
"Dirty Dancing on Alien Graves"
10) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Daniel Jackson (4) to deflower Jack O'Neill(1)?
I doubt there is any plot device left that hasn't been written yet. Aliens made us do it seems to be one of the more popular ones, and definitely one of the hot ones.
11) Does anyone on your friends list read Remington Steele (7) slash?
If they do, they better tell me right now where to find it!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Tony DiNozzo (3) het?
We are all Tony/Abby shippers by mistake...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw MacGyver (11)?
No, I don't think so. Yes, I know it's hard to believe.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Gibbs/Daniel/Duncan (2/4/5)?
People on my flist are crazy, but not that crazy.
Yet.
Cause I can totally see it. Duncan, irresistibly attracted to young Gibbs, who has just come to terms with the fact that he likes men and now wants to experience. Throw in the over-used cliche of innocent young Daniel who walks into a gay bar by mistake... They'll practically HAVE to rescue him.
15) What might John Crichton (10) scream at a moment of great passion?
With Crichton, you never now. Though personally, I don't think he is a screamer. Moya has thin walls,we'd have heard it if he was.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about John Sheppard (8), which song would you choose?
I can't tell you. Well, I could, but then I'd have to shoot you.
(this one sound perfect, though, but don't tell anyone)
17) If you wrote a Jack O'Neill/Methos/Fox Mulder (1/6/12), what would the warnings be?
Beware of alien sex and old knees. Very old knees.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Gibbs (2) to use on John Crichton (10)?
Gibbs? Pick-up lines?
"I'm building a space ship in my basement, want to see it?"
Come on, the "feel the wood" thing was worse.
19) When was the last time you read a fic about Duncan (5)?
Too long ago. I'd do itright now, but I need to finish this meme.
20)What is Methos' (6) super-sekrit kink?
Duncan.
21) Would MacGyver (11) shag Hannibal Smith? Drunk or sober?
No. He might do it if he were drunk. I'm guessing this sort of thing is exactly why he doesn't drink in the first place.
22) If Tony (3) and Remington Steele (7) get together, who tops?
No one. They'd quote porn movies to decide who's on top, and that would take them all night. Gibbs and Laura would find them very naked and asleep in front of the VCR, where they were trying to prove who's right.
I can just see the two with their totally innocent and shocked faces "Nothing happened, boss, I swear!" "Laura, this isn't what it looks like!"
Yes, perfect for each other.
23) "Jack (1) and Hannibal (9) are in a happy relationship until Hannibal suddenly runs off with Daniel (4). Jack, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with MacGyver (11) and a brief unhappy affair with Mulder(12), then follows the wise advice of Duncan (5) and finds true love with Tony (3)."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Jack woke up gay - The Lost Twin Sex Version
Everyone would read it, of course. Though I'm thinking we were all better off if no one ever wrote it.
24) How would you feel if Remington Steele/ John Sheppard (7/8) was canon?
Confused. Because there'd either a rather old Remington Steele in Atlantis or a very young John Sheppard in Remington Steele (the show, I meant the show!).
Wait, that last version sounds good to me. I think I'd rather enjoy if it were canon. Of course, Remington leaves him for Laura, just as he left Murphy for Laura, and young John, with his broken heart, seeks escape in pursueing his military career.
The more I think about it, the more I become convinced that this was canon. One of the famous lost eps, you know?
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