*looks at poor, blistered feet*
It's not the high heels that'll kill me, oh no, it's those innocent, one-inch heel almost-slippers that are ruining my feet. I knew there was a reason I didn't wear them for year, but oh, there they were, all pretty and black and (unsurprisingly) almost new, saying "wear me! it's summer! You've abandoned me! Pick me up and put me on your feet!"
Shoes can be so treacherous.
It's not the high heels that'll kill me, oh no, it's those innocent, one-inch heel almost-slippers that are ruining my feet. I knew there was a reason I didn't wear them for year, but oh, there they were, all pretty and black and (unsurprisingly) almost new, saying "wear me! it's summer! You've abandoned me! Pick me up and put me on your feet!"
Shoes can be so treacherous.
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