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The more I watch this show, the more I am convinced that they are all doing each other, in various combinations and twice on Sundays.
I don't have much to say about this ep. I could talk about the characters all night long and then some, but not about the actual episode.
But it did inspire me to shamelessly (in the truest sense of the word) speculate about the NCIS characters sexual preferences , so if you are interested,
Am I the only one who thinks so or are they all very kinky? McGee and Abby certainly are, and so is Tony, though not quite as extreme.
Tony's a closet romantic and he's more into the harmless kinky stuff.
Tony seems like the the kind of guy who says they'd try everything once, because that's what the cool guys do, and he'd probably do whatever the flame of the week suggests. But there are some things, he'd feel uncomfortable with, and he wouldn't try them again.
Roleplay seems like his kind of thing, not just because of the comment about the uniform in this week's ep. It just seems like such a Tony thing to do, the whole playfulness of role-playing. (I admit that role-playing is one kink that I don't get at all, but in regard to Tony, the whole dress up as a nurse thing suddenly makes a lot more sense. *g*)
BDSM and other variations of sex where the power is divided unequally, not so much. I think TOny likes his partners to be his equals. And don't tell me that D/s partners are equals, I know that, but the whole point of D/s is that someone tells the other what to do. And don't tell me about the differences between BDSM and D/s, since they have nothing to do with Tony's likes and dislikes.
While Tony may not like hardcore bondage, I bet he loves being tied up. But then, most men do.
He's also got a healthy streak of voyeurism that could lead to all sorts of fun.
I think I love Tony. A lot.
Abby.... I don't even want to speculate about the kind of stuff Abby's into. No, I don't think her behaviour is just an act, she really is like that. Actually, I think that Abby just likes sex. In every color, flavour, taste, with men, women or both.
I think I love Abby. A lot.
McGee is, well, he's with Abby. So he does whatever Abby suggests. And I bet by now he has the guts to suggest some of his won fantasies from time to time. I mean, it's rather unlikely that Abby will say no, and she isn't the type to jusdge him for his tastes.
McGee is one of this late-blooming intellectual sex-havers (heh, made up a word. I think). He reads, he observes, he tries to understand, and then he tries. If he lies it, he'll do it again. If not, he may try it again, because there's gotta be something about it.
Yep, I can definitely see McGee tied up in Abby's coffin with his brain cells working like crazy trying to figure out what's so special about the coffin.
He doesn't get it, not even the twentiest time, but he gets that Abby likse it, and that's enough for him.
I think I love McGee. A lot.
Kate would be kinky, if she knew how. I am sure that she's into BDSM, though I don't know if she'd be top or bottom (or is that Dom/Sub?Don't hit me for my use of BDSM terms, sorry, I'm no expert).
She'd probably start as a sub, but once she got more secure in what she wants, she'd be a top. The only problem is to find someone to show her how much fun she'd have. At the moment, she realizes these things exist (for real, not just in that dark place inside her teenage head that she has almost forgotten about), but that's it.
She doesn't get curious. She is so firm in her belief that this is wrong, not in general, but certainly wrong for her, that she doesn't even consider the possibility.
Someone needs to change that.
Kate did buy a vibrator when she quit working for the President. She didn't dare to buy one before, for fear of being under secret service surveillance, but it was her rebellious little gift to herself when she resigned. After all, she had already screwed up her perfect little life by starting an affair with a colleague, what difference would the few more weeks she'd spend in hell for buying the vibrator make?
She almost sent it back when it arrived, and then she put it into her underwear drawer, where she let it lie for the firs month, eyeing it suspiciously from time to time, as if its mere presence in her appartment would cause the arrival of the devil himself. Or - worse - her mother.
Then she found out about its underwater function...
Despite everything, or maybe because of it, I love KAte. A lot.
Gibbs, however, I can't quite figure out. He isn't innocent, that much is sure. I', also sure that he is familiar with the various sexual "exercises" humans indulge in. Familiar as in, he knows that they exist and mostly he isn't too shocked about that. Mostly.
But don't think Gibbs is kinky. He likes to be the "bad boy", but at the same time, he's a eperfect gentleman. Whatever fantasies he may have in his head, he'd never voice them, and he'd certainly never realize them. Though frankly, I have no idea what sort of fantasies these could be, I just think that he'd have to have some, everyone does, right?
Okay, he once made that sawdust smell comment, and there's probably some truth in it, though it's telling us more about his preference in women than about his sexual likes. Gibbs has too much respect for women to be kinky.
So, he needs a man. *g* (isn't it great how I got to this conclusion?)
I can for example see that Gibbs would like sex in public. The quickie in the elevator, and then leaving as if nothing happened. Yes, that could be his thing. Or being sucked under his desk while talking to people. Not truly kinky, just a little "dirty."
Problem is, he'd think that would be degrading for a woman, so he'd never let a woman do it. (men tend to ignore that there might be women who like that sort of thing) A man, however? Yep, a man doing that for him he could live with. A very enthusiatic man who gives him the feeling that there is nothing he'd like to do more, and who hopefully figures it out by himself, since Gibbs is not going to talk about it any time soon. Tony, for example. *g*
I'd love to predict how Gibbs reacts to gay sex in general, or to being gay, but the more I think about it, the more confusing it gets. I will have to watch more NCIS.
I love Gibbs. A lot.
I know I left out Ducky. There is one very good Abby/Ducky fic, which made total sense to me. But apart from that, I have a little problem thinking about Ducky and sex. I can't really explain it, but it seems disrespectful.
I know, comvincing, isn't it, after I just spent the last 30 minutes writing in length about the sexual preferences of the other characters? I'll get there eventually, just not today.
But I love Ducky. A lot.
:-)
P.S.: I found a cute little Gibbs/DiNozzo ficlet set after "Forced Entry". Keep in mind that there isn't much readable NCIS fiction, so read what you get.
It's here.
I don't have much to say about this ep. I could talk about the characters all night long and then some, but not about the actual episode.
But it did inspire me to shamelessly (in the truest sense of the word) speculate about the NCIS characters sexual preferences , so if you are interested,
Am I the only one who thinks so or are they all very kinky? McGee and Abby certainly are, and so is Tony, though not quite as extreme.
Tony's a closet romantic and he's more into the harmless kinky stuff.
Tony seems like the the kind of guy who says they'd try everything once, because that's what the cool guys do, and he'd probably do whatever the flame of the week suggests. But there are some things, he'd feel uncomfortable with, and he wouldn't try them again.
Roleplay seems like his kind of thing, not just because of the comment about the uniform in this week's ep. It just seems like such a Tony thing to do, the whole playfulness of role-playing. (I admit that role-playing is one kink that I don't get at all, but in regard to Tony, the whole dress up as a nurse thing suddenly makes a lot more sense. *g*)
BDSM and other variations of sex where the power is divided unequally, not so much. I think TOny likes his partners to be his equals. And don't tell me that D/s partners are equals, I know that, but the whole point of D/s is that someone tells the other what to do. And don't tell me about the differences between BDSM and D/s, since they have nothing to do with Tony's likes and dislikes.
While Tony may not like hardcore bondage, I bet he loves being tied up. But then, most men do.
He's also got a healthy streak of voyeurism that could lead to all sorts of fun.
I think I love Tony. A lot.
Abby.... I don't even want to speculate about the kind of stuff Abby's into. No, I don't think her behaviour is just an act, she really is like that. Actually, I think that Abby just likes sex. In every color, flavour, taste, with men, women or both.
I think I love Abby. A lot.
McGee is, well, he's with Abby. So he does whatever Abby suggests. And I bet by now he has the guts to suggest some of his won fantasies from time to time. I mean, it's rather unlikely that Abby will say no, and she isn't the type to jusdge him for his tastes.
McGee is one of this late-blooming intellectual sex-havers (heh, made up a word. I think). He reads, he observes, he tries to understand, and then he tries. If he lies it, he'll do it again. If not, he may try it again, because there's gotta be something about it.
Yep, I can definitely see McGee tied up in Abby's coffin with his brain cells working like crazy trying to figure out what's so special about the coffin.
He doesn't get it, not even the twentiest time, but he gets that Abby likse it, and that's enough for him.
I think I love McGee. A lot.
Kate would be kinky, if she knew how. I am sure that she's into BDSM, though I don't know if she'd be top or bottom (or is that Dom/Sub?Don't hit me for my use of BDSM terms, sorry, I'm no expert).
She'd probably start as a sub, but once she got more secure in what she wants, she'd be a top. The only problem is to find someone to show her how much fun she'd have. At the moment, she realizes these things exist (for real, not just in that dark place inside her teenage head that she has almost forgotten about), but that's it.
She doesn't get curious. She is so firm in her belief that this is wrong, not in general, but certainly wrong for her, that she doesn't even consider the possibility.
Someone needs to change that.
Kate did buy a vibrator when she quit working for the President. She didn't dare to buy one before, for fear of being under secret service surveillance, but it was her rebellious little gift to herself when she resigned. After all, she had already screwed up her perfect little life by starting an affair with a colleague, what difference would the few more weeks she'd spend in hell for buying the vibrator make?
She almost sent it back when it arrived, and then she put it into her underwear drawer, where she let it lie for the firs month, eyeing it suspiciously from time to time, as if its mere presence in her appartment would cause the arrival of the devil himself. Or - worse - her mother.
Then she found out about its underwater function...
Despite everything, or maybe because of it, I love KAte. A lot.
Gibbs, however, I can't quite figure out. He isn't innocent, that much is sure. I', also sure that he is familiar with the various sexual "exercises" humans indulge in. Familiar as in, he knows that they exist and mostly he isn't too shocked about that. Mostly.
But don't think Gibbs is kinky. He likes to be the "bad boy", but at the same time, he's a eperfect gentleman. Whatever fantasies he may have in his head, he'd never voice them, and he'd certainly never realize them. Though frankly, I have no idea what sort of fantasies these could be, I just think that he'd have to have some, everyone does, right?
Okay, he once made that sawdust smell comment, and there's probably some truth in it, though it's telling us more about his preference in women than about his sexual likes. Gibbs has too much respect for women to be kinky.
So, he needs a man. *g* (isn't it great how I got to this conclusion?)
I can for example see that Gibbs would like sex in public. The quickie in the elevator, and then leaving as if nothing happened. Yes, that could be his thing. Or being sucked under his desk while talking to people. Not truly kinky, just a little "dirty."
Problem is, he'd think that would be degrading for a woman, so he'd never let a woman do it. (men tend to ignore that there might be women who like that sort of thing) A man, however? Yep, a man doing that for him he could live with. A very enthusiatic man who gives him the feeling that there is nothing he'd like to do more, and who hopefully figures it out by himself, since Gibbs is not going to talk about it any time soon. Tony, for example. *g*
I'd love to predict how Gibbs reacts to gay sex in general, or to being gay, but the more I think about it, the more confusing it gets. I will have to watch more NCIS.
I love Gibbs. A lot.
I know I left out Ducky. There is one very good Abby/Ducky fic, which made total sense to me. But apart from that, I have a little problem thinking about Ducky and sex. I can't really explain it, but it seems disrespectful.
I know, comvincing, isn't it, after I just spent the last 30 minutes writing in length about the sexual preferences of the other characters? I'll get there eventually, just not today.
But I love Ducky. A lot.
:-)
P.S.: I found a cute little Gibbs/DiNozzo ficlet set after "Forced Entry". Keep in mind that there isn't much readable NCIS fiction, so read what you get.
It's here.
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