My downstairs neighbour was celebrating her birthday in the garden yesterday night. I was -sort of- invited, because the other neighbours told me about the party in a "hey, I'm sure you are invited too" way, which had me worrying for a week about finding an excuse not to go should I actually be invited.
The thing is, my neighbours are as old as my parents. Worse, they are friends of my parents. My idea of fun is not hanging out on a Saturday evening with perfect strangers who happen to be friends of my parents. I was kind of glad that no one came up and asked where I was, because my only excuse would have been "Sorry, I have to read gay porn so I can find new recs for me recs lj."
I doubt they'd have understood.
Anyway, there they were, celebrating, and then the singing started. They were singing. All of them. Together. They had a guitar, and I'm pretty sure there was an accordion somewhere. They made up the lyrics as they went along, and they sung the strangest songs ever. I have no idea where they found those songs. And they didn't stop! They sung all night long. Well, maybe not all night, but I went to bed at 2 a.m., and they were still singing then. Of course, me being youngand beautiful and having the advantage of not needing as much sleep, I woke up at 8 a.m. Ah, blissful silence. It's 11 a.m. now. Half an hour ago the singing started.
Really, I'm glad they are having fun, and hey, I love to sing, but the idea that twenty or so people who are mostly retired would meet on a weekend and spent the whole evening and the next morning singing? That's scary. Though I guess it's better than the neighbours I had in France a few years ago. They were about seventy and only awake at night. I swear they were jogging up the stairs around midnight. At one point I was convinced they were vampires.
Trust me, if you ever heard a bunch of sixty-something sing along to "Freude Schöner Götterfunken" played by a guitar and an accordion, nothing can shock you anymore.
The thing is, my neighbours are as old as my parents. Worse, they are friends of my parents. My idea of fun is not hanging out on a Saturday evening with perfect strangers who happen to be friends of my parents. I was kind of glad that no one came up and asked where I was, because my only excuse would have been "Sorry, I have to read gay porn so I can find new recs for me recs lj."
I doubt they'd have understood.
Anyway, there they were, celebrating, and then the singing started. They were singing. All of them. Together. They had a guitar, and I'm pretty sure there was an accordion somewhere. They made up the lyrics as they went along, and they sung the strangest songs ever. I have no idea where they found those songs. And they didn't stop! They sung all night long. Well, maybe not all night, but I went to bed at 2 a.m., and they were still singing then. Of course, me being young
Really, I'm glad they are having fun, and hey, I love to sing, but the idea that twenty or so people who are mostly retired would meet on a weekend and spent the whole evening and the next morning singing? That's scary. Though I guess it's better than the neighbours I had in France a few years ago. They were about seventy and only awake at night. I swear they were jogging up the stairs around midnight. At one point I was convinced they were vampires.
Trust me, if you ever heard a bunch of sixty-something sing along to "Freude Schöner Götterfunken" played by a guitar and an accordion, nothing can shock you anymore.
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