*crawls away from TV for a second*

In case anyone's wondering where I am, my Dark Angel DVDs arrived yesterday.
I'm so a Max/Logan shipper.
But don't worry, I don't plan to become fannish about this, so you wont hear me talk about the prettiness of het UST any time soon. Still, I feel reminded of the good old XF days, when we were waiting for Mulder and Scully to fucking do something SOON, because it just hurt to see them want each other so much and not do anything about it,

I still can't believe there is not a single Michael Weatherly community on LJ. There are more than 20 Orlando Bloom communities, and he looks like someone I wouldn't even have dated when I was twelve and had a crush on Axl Rose, which was pretty much the lowest my imaginary love life ever got.
Plus, he bites his nails.
Why do people worship him when there are really good-looking men like MW around?
You know who's got him listed in their interests?
geekyboys.
Geek? Excuse me?
There is something seriously wrong with people.
Or with me.
But I thinks it's the others. It's always the others. *g*

Useless information about....

...men.

The good thing about flying is that there are always free magazines on board.
I finally read the Men's Health that I got on my flight to London. Well, "read" is not the best word, since there wasn't much to read.

I learned:
Men are a lot more vain than women. A lot.

Men are obsessed about fashion. Not so much about wearing the right stuff, but about not wearing the wring stuff.

Men seem to be health freaks (*looks at the title of the magazine and isn't surprised*) Fitness exercises, low calory snacks, how to cook without fat... I just wonder why I never see the results of this lifestyle walking around in the city where I live. But basically the same contents as in women magazines.

Men are also obsessed about sex. This is nothing new, I know. The sex content however is exactly the same as in women's magazines: "How does the women have more fun in bed."
Seeing that articles like that seem to be a regular occurence makes me wonder if men can read.

Conclusion:
Men and women aren't that different. The contents of the Men's Health issues I read were basically the same as the contents of glamour. Only where Glamour has pretty fashion, Men's Health presents the best outdoor jackets.
And there is no women who doesn't already know that chips contain fat and that incorrect sit-ups can ruin your spine.
Where have these men been all those years that they need to be told that kind of stuff?


The only really interesting piece of information I found was about sex in zero gravity. (I'm not kidding)
According to the doctor who was interviewed about this oh so important issue, the biggest problem for men to have sex in zero gravity is to get an erection. Apparently, it takes the body 5 to 6 days to get used to the lack of gravity, so there won't any quickies under the ceiling before.
The next problem, after the desired erection has finally appeared is that the bodies will always drift apart. A thrust will result in a backthrust, wil result inaother backthrust and so on.
The good doctor recommends that the willing couple should use a sex hose - something to keep the bodies together.

Suddenly all the J/D quickies in zero gravity don't sound so sexy anymore. Though I'd love to see there faces if they tried to get it on in the cargo bay of the Pel'tac and discovered that their "little friends" don't work.
*g*