oceana | NCIS 2x12 "Doppelganger"

Okay, I know I'm just insanely jealous, but I didn'T find her attractive.
And I can pinpoint exactly why:

1) her hair: she never moved her hair. It was just lying there on her shoulders they way the make-up people had arranged it, and it looked completely unnatural. As if she tried not to move her head too much, so that her hair wouldn't move.
2) her smile looked wrong. I blame the hair, because smiling usually involves moving the head, and that would move the hair.
3) her shoulders were hunched. There's nothing I find less attractive than people who don't stand upright. She hunched down, she didn't move her head or her shoulders or anything. She didn't even move her hands a lot when she talked. She seemed dead.
And she looked very uncomfortable in her tight little skirt and her jacket.

That said, the scene on the basement was still very sexy. Because Mark Harmon can do whatever he wants, I'm going to find it sexy.
I thought the way he held her head was strange, but I guess it was the hair again. If he had put his hands around her face or her neck, it would have moved the hair.
Needless to say, this gave me many lovely ideas about Gibbs seducing Tony in the basement.
The wood comment was just incredibly cheesy, and I'm very happy that they thought so themselves. But it was also a very Gibbs thing to say.

Anyway, the West Wing episode "we Killed Yamamoto" was about ten times as sexy, and there wasn't even any kissing involved. Maybe that's because I find CJ a lot more attractive the Llama smoking woman.

Okay, the rest of the episode. It had me laughing out loud a lot and generally made me as happy as only NCIS episodes can.
I love them all so much. I love Abby, because she's hot and smart and superwoman.
I love Kate, because she manages to bitch at Tony without ever being bitchy, and she digs Xena, and HOLDS HANDS WITH ABBY.
I love McGee, because he is incerdibly cute and smart, and he had the happiest little smile when Abby kissed his hair.
And I love Ducky, because there is no way I could not. (actually, I haven't quite figured out why I love Ducky so much, but he has this things about him that makes me want to go to dinner with him and be treated like a lady, and listen to his stories all night long.)

And of course I do love Tony and Gibbs, but I think I talked about that enough already. Though I do have to mention that Tony was very lickable working with Gibbs when they questioned that guy in front of the internet cafe. they work together so effortlessly outside, as if they had rehearsed it, but I think it comes naturally with them.

I'd also like to point out that Tony had a hidden, but distinctly dirty little smile in the corner of his mouth when Gibbs told him to "Try harder, Dinozzo!"

Hm, right, I think that's it for now.